Canada Tower Found to Delight J.K. Rowlings #1 Fan!

(International News)-In what many regard as the most published photo of the CNT Tower, not only on the web but EVER... we managed to get an interview with Butch Bradly (in the red shirt) and his child.... Harry.

It may not seem note worthy, but Harry happens to have been named J.K. Rowlings #1 fan of all time. Which must truly be the honor of at least the century given J.K. Rowlings importance in the real world in our modern day. Not to mention the pressures of such a position.

Already Harry has to have top security personnel around him at all times. See if you can spot his professional body guards in the photograph, I bet you can't.. they are that good. In fact they are masters of disguise. We have it on good authority that one of them is actually the canopy just above young Harry's head.

The architecture in this photograph is not to be ignored either. Note the curves of the Tower itself. It is reported that the tower is the biggest reason that young Harry wanted to visit the area... and what young Harry wants, he most certainly gets... being J.K. rowlings #1 fan... because, let's face it... if Warner Bros. says that radiation poisoning is magic, and that magic is real.... then who has the money to argue, right?

I was lucky enough to speak with young Harry for a few moments... but found it hard to get his attention from the looming structure. The Canadians seem to have a way with superficial structures... as Harry and his father noted several times.

Harry Potter was hardly on the young mans mind, much to his fathers relief in being forced to wonder all those years... through such an attachment to a fictitious character and of course that characters author, after being named J.K. Rowlings all time #1 fan.

I am sure, that with his lack of thinking about the character for such a time, that his status may be in jeopardy with the Rowling camp. Hopefully, with the experience he has gained as a young man, in viewing such a marvel, that he won't be shaken too much if J.K. Rowling suddenly decides he is no longer worthy of being her best Harry Potter fan. Now knowing that there are roads ahead of him yet to be explored. The kind that a middle aged woman on muscle relaxants can't bring to a young man entering adult hood.

"Yes, J.K. Rowling... children grow up..." said Butch, "and some of the young men are going to find interests very similar to the architectural leanings that your now, not so young Harry and #1 fan has found, and found much delight in.

Really, when you look at it, who can blame the young man? Just look at the workmanship here. Towers are quite the sight... but few match the splendor of what young Harry and we all can adore in this remarkable photograph.

Ce La vie J.K., perhaps you should work an architectural wonder of the same magnitude into your Harry Potter's scheme? It certainly couldn't hurt much, now could it?
"Jo!" I say to them!" Touted Butch.

"Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo! Jo!" chanted Butch and Harry as I walked over to the cotton candy stand..... yeah, I thought, looking over again at the splendor...."Jo," with "two honks and a smiley face," a "gnuck gnuck gnuck... grrr wroof!" and the ever important "die gopher!"