NEW ADVERTISING PLOY REVEALED!

In News That Rocked The Advertising World- The newest and most successful advertising ploy to date has been revealed. This was divuldged in an effort to allow others to now utilize the pioneering scheme basics, though now that others can see the elements and method used, most people are just disgusted.

In another desperate stroke of genius from the I.Q.F. world, it has been devised that the use of modern and classic masterpieces be heavily employed in all sorts of fast food and other "run of the mill" products.

"It lends to the credibility of the average, ho hum product by replacing the actual work of art with any sort of suggestive element pertaining to the un-exciting, everyday materials being ployed" stated Mr. Dr. Advertising Greedy Guy.

"Essentially, you just hack the actual work out of the frame and then replace it with a poster of what it is you wish people to see as of relation to it" he continued, "it has been incredibly successful and has become all the rage in many larger private collections as well."

It would seem that with the aid of modern technology and slight of hand, it is possible to actually convince people that a T.V. dinner poster actually had anything to do with a Degas. Sadly, but not so much as to discourage this ill, very ill manner in which to procure laughable amounts of profit gains, the actual work must physically be removed from the frame... but in a manner which leaves remnants of it so as to lend credibility to the outlandish claims of those in the ploy.

Another part of the success in this ploy has been in the use of popular catch phrases such as quotes from movie scripts.

Unfortunately, the effect and beauty of the original works is forever lost, but no one seems to mind much as, like I said, it has become all the rage- standard method of operation actually even beyond the industry.

It would appear that this is such a popular form of advertising that all a person need do is make some lame, unfounded claim to some non existent flaw in the original piece. This has become the standard method for actually procuring the art work to be used, although it is considered fair game to get them any way possible.

The beauty in this is that any hack can do it! All they have to do is "act" as if they are calling all of the shots... but of course insist that they are, their product that is, the actual original substance which used to reside within the frame itself. This is also a smaller part of the tactic in then defacing the original piece with claiming that anyone who asserts the credibility of the original work, is actually mentally ill or even further, actually the fraud.

"It Works Every Time" said Mr. Dr. Turdburglar, "people are just that desperate and dumb... you gotta love it! I can't wait to get my hands on those Mona Lisa things" he continued, "we could put any average, run of the mill corporate endeavors totally into the stratosphere with one of them things. "Specially if we go and use just the right movie line!"

TECHNOLOGICALLY ASSISTED FICTIVE TRANSFER A HUGE HIT!

Just Off The Press! - Technologically Assisted Fictive Transfer has been officially named the standard and measure for social integration and interaction within the United States. This is said to be as result of the huge political push from the technological communications realm that have been benefiting from this phenomenon for some time.

In an unprecedented move which many were hesitant to join simply because of the common sense dangers to existing productivity and prosperity - not to mention the other far from understood ramifications often found as result of such endeavors, the Committee To Promote Technologically Assisted Fictive Transfer through any means with which they can afford, including falsification of government documents, has officially embraced the otherwise incredibly illegal action of imposing such social technique in appropriations.

"It really surprised us" said Mr. Wannabee, "that so many people would so readily partake of such obviously scam like social techniques. Especially since it is that most of these people will threaten to kill another person simply for smoking a cigarette because it is supposedly dangerous to others....but then again, these are the same people that will blindly ingest chemical compounds they cannot even pronounce simply because someone else says that it is cool."

"How did this obviously counterproductive means for which to gain notoriety and apparent social status become so popular?" I asked Mr. Wannabee.

"We think it started as an offshoot as emulation from genuine social structuring mechanisms existing within the social environments being trampled with this chicanery. But unfortunately, it seems to be the most popular direction in which society should procede. At least that's what we're going to say."

Moron this story as it develops.