END OF THE WORLD CLOCK THINGY ACCIDENTALLY RESET!

INTERNATIONAL NEWS BRIEF;Much to the dismay of do-gooders and end of the world people alike, the End Of The World Clock has been accidentally reset.

It was reported that some kid somewhere in the mid west, while playing his video games after having hacked into the END OF THE WORLD CLOCK THINGY COMPUTER TIMER DILLY just for kicks, accidentally reset the end of the world clock!

Though it is that authorities are having trouble tracking the perpetrator down because of his hacking skills and smarts enough to use a false I.P. address showing him in the mid west, they assure all concerned parties that the game of "Oh My God The World Is Going To End" and "You Are A Crazy Zealot, There Is No Such Thing As The End Of The World Clock Thingy" will be able to resume as soon as they can figure out how to turn it back on and reset it again to the ever popular "Two Minutes Until Everything Is Blown To Hell Somehow" place within its configuration.

ALL ORGIES AND OTHER QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES (including politics and most television shows) WHICH HAVE BEEN EXCUSED THROUGH THE JUSTIFICATION OF "THE WORLD IS GOING TO END," ARE TO CONTINUE AS PLANNED!

The Whitehouse has issued an official statement which orders such to maintain in an effort to stem any sort of panic at the realization that the world isn't necessarily going to end immediately.

"The damage we could incur with people knowing the clock thingy was reset is nearly immeasurable" stated the chair person in charge of lewd behavior, "it could do serious damage to the economy as well as bible sales and convention activities of all sorts."

Just so that everyone felt included, the folks in charge of the end of the world thingy in Washington, issued statements encouraging those proclaiming the end of the world to continue their normal activities as well. Feeling that they should not be left adrift in their own confusion when the news broke pertaining to the video gamer resetting the all too important "END OF THE WORLD CLOCK THINGY." Many of them feel that the orgie people would just let them mill around in confusion and laugh at them until it was reset again without letting them in on the changes which no one will ever admit took place once the "Doomsday Clcok Thingy" is reset.

In effect, even though it is now widely known that the "End Of The World" isn't necessarily an iron clad point in time, such social dynamic and apparent need for despair within society will soon render this news brief entirely useless if not relegated to the conspiracy pile along with both angles of justification for lifestyles surrounding the mythical "Time Piece Of Doom."

Moron This If It Develops.