TECHNOLOGICALLY ASSISTED FICTIVE TRANSFER A HUGE HIT!
Just Off The Press! - Technologically Assisted Fictive Transfer has been officially named the standard and measure for social integration and interaction within the United States. This is said to be as result of the huge political push from the technological communications realm that have been benefiting from this phenomenon for some time.
In an unprecedented move which many were hesitant to join simply because of the common sense dangers to existing productivity and prosperity - not to mention the other far from understood ramifications often found as result of such endeavors, the Committee To Promote Technologically Assisted Fictive Transfer through any means with which they can afford, including falsification of government documents, has officially embraced the otherwise incredibly illegal action of imposing such social technique in appropriations.
"It really surprised us" said Mr. Wannabee, "that so many people would so readily partake of such obviously scam like social techniques. Especially since it is that most of these people will threaten to kill another person simply for smoking a cigarette because it is supposedly dangerous to others....but then again, these are the same people that will blindly ingest chemical compounds they cannot even pronounce simply because someone else says that it is cool."
"How did this obviously counterproductive means for which to gain notoriety and apparent social status become so popular?" I asked Mr. Wannabee.
"We think it started as an offshoot as emulation from genuine social structuring mechanisms existing within the social environments being trampled with this chicanery. But unfortunately, it seems to be the most popular direction in which society should procede. At least that's what we're going to say."
Moron this story as it develops.
In an unprecedented move which many were hesitant to join simply because of the common sense dangers to existing productivity and prosperity - not to mention the other far from understood ramifications often found as result of such endeavors, the Committee To Promote Technologically Assisted Fictive Transfer through any means with which they can afford, including falsification of government documents, has officially embraced the otherwise incredibly illegal action of imposing such social technique in appropriations.
"It really surprised us" said Mr. Wannabee, "that so many people would so readily partake of such obviously scam like social techniques. Especially since it is that most of these people will threaten to kill another person simply for smoking a cigarette because it is supposedly dangerous to others....but then again, these are the same people that will blindly ingest chemical compounds they cannot even pronounce simply because someone else says that it is cool."
"How did this obviously counterproductive means for which to gain notoriety and apparent social status become so popular?" I asked Mr. Wannabee.
"We think it started as an offshoot as emulation from genuine social structuring mechanisms existing within the social environments being trampled with this chicanery. But unfortunately, it seems to be the most popular direction in which society should procede. At least that's what we're going to say."
Moron this story as it develops.
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