HOFFA'S UNDERWEAR FOUND INTACT!

MODERATELY INTERESTING STUFF WHICH PEOPLE JUST CAN'T SEEM TO MOVE ALONG FROM IN THEIR SAD, DESPERATE AND EMPTY LIVES- In news today it has been reported that the dig for Jimmy Hoffa has turned into somewhat of a success. On a tip from a really old guy in jail that is looking to get his sentence reduced, a crew of investigative digging guys went out to a horse farm and dug a big hole where the old guy in jail said he had seen some people burying a body way back when.

They didn't find anything yet except for an old pair of tightie whitey underwear.

At first it was believed that the underwear probably belonged to someone else, as it is widely known that Hoffa preferred to wear super hero tights... which many believe to have been the inspiration for the ever popular "Under-roos" line of childrens (and some really sick adults) preferred under garmets.

All that aside, the tightie whitey's are proving to be a welcomed lead in the search for Hoffa's final resting place. It would seem that, attached to the underwear was the beginning of some sort of scavenger hunt... which the digger crew investigator guys are most definitely going to follow up on... so if you see some guys with flashlights digging up your back yard... don't be too alarmed, it is probably just as result of the sure to ensue frenzy this "undy-clue" will most likely produce....unless of course, you happen to know that Hoffa is buried in your own back yard and just haven't bothered to let anyone else know....then, you might want to be a little concerned about the digging crew investigator guys making huge holes in your back yard.....


Actually.... I really can't figure out why anyone really cares where Hoffa is buried... if he is buried at all.

He might just be hanging out with Elvis.