SUPERBOWL UPSET! AGAIN......

National News- It is confirmed that the annual upset of the century has again taken place. This time in Super Bowl XL.

Yet again the two most dominant and menacing football teams in the N.F.L. could in no way compete and were sent home with their tails between their legs.

With no regard to life or limb, the Superbowl was again swept away with little outward effort.

The Steelers and the Sea Hawks both had to take a knee to the ever
present and dominant advertising industry this year as expected
when the commercials during the "big game" again took the show.

Though given little attention in the obvious manner, it is in no way
arguable that the advertisers didn't take the biggest trophy home,
outright.

"The entertainment value alone was worth the millions it took to
buy this thing again" stated Dr. Sicko Noodlemanskiowitz. "It's really
no sweat every year.... that's why we like to keep a low profile on the
actual score of the actual game. Those teams didn't stand a chance...
and if I may say so without sounding too humble, none of them ever
do. Especially since we got a really good finger on the wives of the
fans."

Do you have any further plans for next years victory? I asked being
at a loss to extend the questions I had prepared for the monstrosity
created in our modern media.

"Nope... nothing I care to divulge at this point... " he replied. ".....but
if I might toot my own horn again... we really knocked 'em dead
with the chick commercials this year. They didn't even see it coming!
Ain't we great? Drinks on the house! As long as it's someone else's
house, that is.... otherwise... get in line like the other schleps."

With that said, I politely rose from my knees after kissing his feet and
and took three steps backwards in a deep bow being sure to thank
him profusely and enough to leave a trail of slobber in my path.

"Now go eat some chicken strips on your way to Disneyland" I heard
him say as I exited the room.