Nude Muppet Celebrity Review Raises Millions For Disaster Relief

Super bowl copy cats must have been huge fans of Ms. Piggy and the nude celebrity muppet review. Who else would have employed the ever so risque techniques developed and employed by none other than Ms. Piggy other than great fans of the art and Ms. Piggy herself?


The recent nude muppet review raised more money for disaster relief than live 8 did for it's charities. Though they are on a very near exact par with the staggering amount of money that doesn't get to the people in need. When asked about it both organizations had similar responses; "If we actually used the money we raise to make things better, we could no longer have such cool tours and shows" said Dopey Rockguy from the Live 8 organization, "and we want to be able to make the rock stars look cool right.... so we can't just fix everything or it will be harder to make them look all humanitarian like through the wreckless abandon that they all end up spending the charity money on anyway."


The muppet people responded similarly;"People think that the puppets do all the work anyway.....so it isn't like anyone actually expects the money to go to good use beyond paying the outrageous salaries and 'incurred' expenses of the 'non-profit' organizations that we all front for..........that's the beauty of 'non-profit' organizations.......we can't be taxed or held responsible AND we can set our own salaries...then just write it off as expense and use it as an excuse through saying in a manner that makes it look like it was unavoidable.....it totally rocks.... but don't tell anyone else...this 'non-profit' thing is a real gravy train...I think that's why the rock stars are getting into it more.....I mean really, does anyone believe that we actually spend that much money making 'puppets?' My grandma could sew Ms. Piggy together for a couple of bucks using crap we get from the second hand store. 'Not for profit?' What a great joke....it's all profit."

This really says allot about where society has gone in the past few years........ mostly regarding the fact that all of these 'college' educated people didn't seem to realize that too much of a good thing is bad for allot of reasons beyond their fat asses and gorging on crap products because 'we got it for free.' Too many people doing it does nothing for the problems and is actually a damaging factor to the economic climate itself.......unless of course you are 'as smart as they are' and simply return the donated money to the places it came from through the purchase of useless crap deemed needed for some reason or another. That's really smart.....it's no wonder they have college degrees....and it's a big secret, too.....they are that much smarter than even the kid with the lemonade stand that knows the difference between real profit and false numbers to boost investment 'value.'

Lamb Chop is so jealous that they dyed "her" green. Reportedly,Lamb Chop was not invitedtothe puppet strip show because no one except the celebrities and their ass kissing entourages were interested in beastiality much less puppet beastiality with a sock pretending to be a sheep.There were, however some guest celebrity strippers that actually demanded to perform with the animal puppets especially, though it is that none of the celebrity "performers" actually revealed any interesting 'skin' until the private show later in the evening.

The event was sponsored by most of Wall Street and Hollywood in an effort to bolster their popularity and stock values.


Ms. Piggy really ruled the evening with her routine around the ever popular Tom Jones song- Love Me Tonight. It was easily the hilight of the entire show... including the private show where she was joined by several 'Hollywood names," both male and female, which turned into a puppet/movie star orgy.

It is hard to determine which are the more sick and demented people. The people that put the evening together or the people that donated to the 'charitable cause.' For $100,000 per plate at the private dinner show, a person would hope that the patron would at least get a video tape of the puppet sex that finished the evening.


All should be pleased to know that absolutely NO alcohol was allowed, thus making it a wholesome experience. It apparently makes the puppet hookers that were there uncomfortable.