NEW PROSTATE STIMULATOR A HIT WITH ORAL HYGIENISTS!

Hygienists have agreed, the new battery operated prostate stimulator is the top of the line and the best that has ever been marketed.

"We just got together one day and realized that no-one was using these wonderful tools... and we decided that we would put them to use through our networking with hookers and strippers" stated Mary Quite Contrary, "they love the result... as do their tricks, Johns and husbands. And" she added, "our gay friends like them, too."

"Yeah," said Ms. Contrary's current patient, "it used to be such a pain and chore to go to the dentists office.... but now, I even make appointments when I don't need no dental work and let me tell you that I am one satisfied customer!" he said while throwing a wink at Ms. Contrary. "I even like the little different humming sounds it makes when the procedure is being performed."

"You are so sweet!" she replied to the gentleman in the positioning apparatus, "now... open up and say ahhhhh. This won't hurt one bit."

Let me just say that the rest I leave to you pertaining to the PROSTATE STIMULATOR... a man in the field should only have to go so far.

You can get them at just about any drug store or credible department store.... as well as most supermarkets that value their clientele. Usually under ten bucks.