Santa Held Hostage!

In news that has shaken the world, it has officially been reported that Santa Claus has been kidnapped and is being held in an undisclosed local.

No one is stepping forward to claim this horrible crime, but just about everyone questioned has pointed toward Halloween. "Halloween is just bad news man!" said Officer Sootantie.

It is said that in the demands are specific instructions to sub-contract ALL of the toy making to major toy producers around the U.S. and Canada (as many in Europe have already complied).

There are also demands pertaining to delivery, which have specified several large package delivery companies around the world.

"It really took allot of people by surprise" stated Mrs. Foofypoof, the wife of the inventor of "Snappy Goo (TM)." "Who would be so callous as to kidnap Santa Claus?" she continued. "What could they possibly hope to achieve? How Barbaric!"

"It is a rather large surprise to find that things have come to this in the civilized world" said Mr. Foofypoof. "Is there nothing sacred, anymore? Thank goodness we have Captain Trademark and Co. ready in wings! And I am sure they will have plenty of our patented "Snappy Goo" ready for Christmas morning. Just a sad, sad development. I do hope Santa is released soon."

It has been reported that tensions have been rising on Wall Street with a renagade personallity such as Santa Claus still at large and producing toys in his North Pole retreat. Using NONE of the numerous toy producing companies around the world. Factually, it has been leaked that Santa, Mrs. Claus and all of the Elves have been entered into the worlds Top Ten most wanted list.

Many speculate that this is due to corporate presures and market fluxuation because of such a wonderful thing as the idea of a Santa Claus.

We will bring all of the details as they develop.