FRANCIS FARMER CELEBRATED IN THE SUCCESS OF SUCH POLITICAL STANDARDS!

This year has been named the Year Of Francis Farmer! It is widely known that this year will be forever remembered as the year that such political tactics and embarrassing levels of anti-trust and denial which surrounded the life of Francis Farmer, will be celebrated as finally having become successful to the level of not only a wide social acceptance, but a heavily used standard in most local, state and federal areas of the government.

For those not familiar with the occurrences in the life of Francis Farmer, it essentially boils down to one of those areas that all involved still contend is un-provable and there for non-issue, but in fact, her life was ravaged as was her personal identity in ways that, as has been stated, are quickly become accepted as standard method of business and political practice.

Many speculate that the wide, new success in the use of such tactics is much due to the wonderful advance of modern communication technology. "It's just so easy to do now" said Mr. Scumbag. "How could anyone resist... especially if you can manage some false stance of minority in the effort to justify the moronic tactics used in procuring various types of income through such terribly hack like and nearly pitiable methods of "political practice."

"Yeah, it's kind of embarrassing for some people, but they are the ones that still don't know how to use the sympathy ploy of claiming to be a minority.... to make themselves look like some displaced "good guy" just doing what ever they can against the big, evil powers that didn't used to condone such embarrassing and in-humane social dynamics...but thankfully enough, we managed to buy them off as well... and surprisingly enough, we did it with the trinket like, valueless amounts of scrip that we procured in the use of the "Francis Farmer" socio-political tactic" said Mr. Scuzzo, "the beauty of it, is that they are supposed to be smart... but somehow we managed to get them to accept that crap, which as any chimp could tell you, has and will continue to become more and more valueless in the market dynamic which we have established in this great success."

Dr. Retard is one of the individuals which has done extensive work on this project. He has also designed and implemented a seminar class as well as a late night info-mercial which has become a resounding success. "This is so easy these days" said Dr. Retard, "especially with the modern communication.... in fact it gets even easier now if you manage to team up with one or more other "political movements" which have the image of being a minority or struggling..... then if you couple that with creating false debt in the victim or victims name.... it's a cake walk. you would be surprised how willing people are to forgo EVERY human standard on the planet.... especially if you can get a group of them thinking (or just acting) as if someone owes them something... such as the targeted victims of course.... then it seems like everything else goes out the window and it's easy money, baby!"

"It is a little hard to believe that people are still that stupid in the modern day. isn't it?" I then asked Dr. Retard.

"What are you talking about? Don't you watch T.V.? Look at what these morons will believe for crying out loud.... it's a freaking cake walk... and all you have to do is say that they deserved it..... especially to the chicks.... for some reason the chicks really love to be sadistic and jump at every chance to feel like they are being sneaky and evil" he said through tears of laughter. "And as you know... if the chicks dig it.... well geeze... what's a fella to do?"

"What if the victim manages to get some "chicks" to dig what they are really about?" I then asked.

"That's an easy one...." he replied in a no sweat manner, "first, you can just say that they have coodies or something... maybe some disease that nobody else wants to be around.....then of course there is the old tactic of claiming that they stole their idea from someone else and that THEY are actually the fraudulent scumbags...." he said then pausing to think moron the subject..... "then of course, there is always the old scare the panties off 'em routine."

"Scare the panties off 'em?" I asked.

"Yeah, scare the panties off 'em.... see, most chicks want some excuse to get a little naughty anyhow... and if you can give them the reason of being in some sort of danger through associating with the victim.... then what choice do they have except dropping their panties for the type of people that are actually diseased and repulsive? NONE! I tell ya! and most of 'em really do like the opportunity to be nasty little daddies girls... as long as they have an excuse that is.... see that's what really screws the guys we do this to... is that the chicks don't have the courage to actually face such situations truthfully... they're easy to scare into anything.... which is another laugh in that we then tell them that they can make all of the big league decisions... Isn't that hilarious? They don't have what it takes to stand in the batters box and make sound decisions beyond their own fears and want for little naughty excuses, but they then believe that they are qualified in that direction to make world class decisions.... It's one of our favorite parts."

"It does sound interesting" I stated.

"Yeah, it's a real laugh.... but as long as they are happy and we can make them think that they are getting the best that the world has to offer.... then there isn't anything they wont do to keep such illusions alive" Dr. Retard then added. "It doesn't matter that they are trudging the lowest possible quality level of life in their desperate, frightened existences... see, they think that their desperation and fear are because they are in the big game... but really it is just because of scaring the panties off of 'em.... chicks love to be scared I don't care what they say.... they love to be dominated, and then to feel like they are dominating something else... even fluffy little bunnies. The laugh is the more harmless what ever it is they are 'dominating is' the safer they feel and the bigger kick they get out of being hideous... man, what I have seen some celebrity broads do to fluffy little bunnies just to be mean....."

"Doesn't that simply denote a massive mental illness on a very large scale?" I asked Dr. Retard.

"Sure, but what do you do about it?" he responded, "you can't just kill them can you? that would be inhumane... and besides, they are special for being dumb enough to get the panties scared off of 'em.... they deserve to feel special don't they?"

"I suppose so" I replied, "but as far as being humane.... isn't it worse to have them living in such desperate and miserable states of existence? Doesn't that just equate to a really big waste of life and space? And then why should their mental shortcomings be allowed to spread to others simply to make sure they aren't alone in their desperation and miserable, sad excuses which fill what otherwise would be a rather enjoyable life?"

"That's all over rated...." said Dr. Retard, "nothing nowhere says that life has to be enjoyable... especially for anyone besides us. And besides, when you really don't know how to enjoy even the most simple of situations or activities, it works just as good to enjoy creating miserable situations for someone else..... especially people that do enjoy simple things.....at least it passes the time."

"You people really don't know anything beyond the terrible, hack like approach to life that you have apparently perfected to the point of becoming a celebrated social attribute, do you?" I then asked.

"No not really... and why worry about it.... there ain't nothing any more than getting some good nookie and passing it along anyway... and it don't matter how you get it... and besides, there ain't no end to the excuses to be made so that it always makes us feel like we are calling the shots.... and so we can let the used up bitches feel like they are always in control to... except of their panties for us of course.... and anything we tell them is scarey....."

"Yeah," I said, "Congratulations on your overwhelming success Dr. Retard."