Chelsea Clinton to pose for Hustler Magazine.
She got the idea while at a Dentist appointment. The epiphany occurred when he asked her to "say ah." It reminder her of the type of photography usually used in Hustler and how she had always fantasized about posing.
It is reported that she has been having trouble "socially" as well, and on advice from her "personal counselor" to "break out of the mold which society is constantly trying to confine you in," she has opted to follow this life long dream. "Besides," she said, with my new international consulting position already in the bag I haven't been able to get any "action" lately... it seems that a woman of my pre-fabricated stature is too intimidating for most men. And" she continued, "do you know what it's like for a young lady to be seen as less sexual than her parents? You don't KNOW pressure until your mother and father are tapped as representatives for sexual products. They are OLD... eewww Ick.... my mom is OLD... I walked in on them once.... but thankfully they weren't by themselves... that would have been too gross."
When asking if she thinks she will have any regrets about posing for a "skin mag" with the reputation that Hustler has, she replied in a very confident tone; "I think it would be worse if I just did the "naughty picture" thing with some guy, and then they showed up somewhere. This way, I get to pIck which pictures actually get out there, and I get paid for it BEFORE I have to take someone else to court. And I'd rather do it when I'm young and nubile.... something to at least look at, you know."
After addressing the fact that her father was recently offered a boat load of goats and at least as many cows for "her hand," she responded quite predictably in the manner of knowing she "was worth WAyyyyy more cows, at least.... and this magazine spread should get them.... but I should get to keep them, not my dad... he's just for college money and things like that..... and his secret service guy is sooo cute..... Oh! MY! God! Too bad he doesn't have any goats or cows. My secret service guy is old... eww. Ick."
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