Russell Crowe to Star in New Reality Series Based on $1 Site Porn!

In an industry shocker, Russell Crowe's management have revealed his intentions to star in a new reality series this fall. The series is based on the ever popular $1 site porn concept of "mall chick in a car." The difference being is that it will star Russell Crowe and with that, no one has to pay the chicks $20 bucks to get naked and have sex in a moving vehicle while being filmed. They won't even have to troll malls to find barely legal but incredibly stupid females for the parts.... factually there will be hoards of them at the "local auditions."

When asked if this were just some ploy to resurrect and justify the "casting couch" atmosphere of the entertainment industry, the leading spokesmen for the S.A.G. organization responded through choking laughter; "resurrect?.... Justify? What century do you live in? Doesn't something have to no longer exist BEFORE it can be resurrected? Get some facts for crying out loud. It never went away."

Not to be outdone, Carrie Fisher is rumored to be in negotiations to make guest appearances throughout the first two seasons of this new reality series, dressed in full Star Wars "Princess Leia" garb and make up (for as long as it lasts per appearance).

When questioned in person about his decision, Russell Crowe stated "At first I was sceptical... but when I asked my wife about it, she seemed to think that it might be a good outlet for the side effects of the extreme doses of steroids I have been ingesting in short amounts of time..... you know, sex is an incredible work out... and sex on steroids is like having 'make up sex' and 'hate sex' at the same time. Besides I love to travel... AND I love to have sex... how could you beat having sex while you travel? I should include some 'props' for the $1 site guys as well... we are considering getting a few of the better ones for some guest appearances....you know... to show off their 'chick bagging' skills."

When asking from where the idea for such a "reality show" came from he responded in a very confident tone; "Look at it... really... the concept itself is brilliant! You troll the malls for barely legal chicks (or any other for that matter) that obviously have nothing between the ears (if you know what I mean).... then you play on some fony ploy about independent decision making... maybe even the ol' 'I can make you famous' shtick... perhaps a few other blatantly false promises... amplified of course beyond the normal 'night club/can I get in your pants' stuff..... and then we were hoping, because of my celebrity status, that we could save the twenty bucks per chick and lower the production costs of the show. It should be a snap in the Southern California, Third Coast/Florida areas... there's already a list of prospective 'starlets' longer than my very famous 'third leg' in the Houston, Texas area...and that's a really conservative area. We already have guarantees from several networks simply waiting for us to put it in the can and ink the deal.... I'm tellin' ya, the $1 site stuff IS HOT! We even have the public networks wanting a 'softer version' for prime time broadcast...but that could prove a conflict of interest with the cable war we hope to insight."

When asked about the risks of being seen as a "womanizer" Mr. Crowe seemed none to concerned; "Look. It's obvious that the chicks dig it. There is no shortage of the $1 sites and there are no two $1 sites that sport the same footage, much less the same 'amateur' girls. These aren't actresses. This is an every day representation of the mentality of the American female. How could it be more of a 'reality' show? It isn't just white chicks, it isn't just black chicks, it isn't just Hispanics or Asians....of all ages.... and there is NO end to it. Every week there are new girls on these sites... you can't tell me that they haven't agreed to it? Especially when they contract with the production company. How could that be womanizing? They dig it! Of course, in the interest of my personal and professional reputation... unlike many of the $1 sites, we won't be placing and making degrading comments pertaining the 'young ladies' with the published footage. That would just be in poor taste..... this is Emmy award stuff, at least. Bigger than Mel Gibson's Jesus, for sure."