San Francisco Jealous! Wants Disaster Money, Too!

War Protestors changed their plight on a whim yesterday..... altering their protest signs and slogan from anti-war to "pro disaster relief." This happened when they learned of the amount of money that is going to be awarded to victims of Hurricane Katrina, and as well with the impending storm that is headed for the Carolina's.

Chants of "No More War!" Were altered almost immediately to "We are Jealous, Give us disaster money too!" and one that seemed very popular "Keep your stinking war! Give us a disaster! Give us government money! We want a disaster! Free government money! Give us a disaster!"

Reports are very similar from the L.A., Portland and Seattle areas. It seems that the business classes have been extremely effected by the "it's all who you know" aspect of institutional learning post 2000 A.D., forgetting that reparation contracts are NOT actually profit or productive business tactics regardless of how easy it seems for many to gain large numbers of currency through such contracts.

Many organizations plan on abandoning their standard welfare scams in preference to the more popular version of "destruction relief." One of the protest leaders was quoted as saying "it is just a more efficient way to procure government funds..... it can't be called illegal, and you can get rid of undesirables in the process... leaving society for those of us that are more upstanding and deserving of free government money."

The Bush administration couldn't immediately be reached for comment fearing it to be a trick for the purpose of luring them into admitting impeachable offenses, and as well for fear of giving away their secret plan to continue to pilfer the coffers of the government in the ongoing battle between Republicans and Democrats in the "rotating money grab" which we still call the United States Government for some reason.

The Democrats could not be reached for comment citing many of the same fears (on the hush, of course).... though many are steadily abandoning the far less profitable area of war protest to infact insight a disaster that they can benefit from, in their own areas.

Many began chanting the old Chicago fire song in support of their movement, which soon became the marching song for the rest of the "protest" in a "round robin" of course;

"One dark night while we were all in bed....
Old lady Leary lite a lantern in the shed...
And when the cow kicked it over
She winked her eye and said..
There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight...

Fire! Fire! Fire!

One dark night while we were all in bed....
Old lady Leary lite a lantern in the shed...
And when the cow kicked it over
She winked her eye and said..
There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight...

Fire! Fire! Fire!

One dark night while we were all in bed....
Old lady Leary lite a lantern in the shed...
And when the cow kicked it over
She winked her eye and said..
There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight...

Fire! Fire! Fire!"

Police in riot gear were soon called to the scene where they immediately joined in the chorus when promised their "fair share" of the booty.

On a more positive note, this means that riots should be fewer in regard to such gatherings.... provided the local, state and federal authorities are "in on the action," that is.