Ice and Digital Toilet Paper lost in A Time Warp/Vortex

$100,000,000 wasted on un-needed ice and digital toilet paper.

Loads of money was wasted during the Katrina disaster when loads of ice and digital toilet paper were shuffled from one place to another apparently caught up in some time rift.

It is suspected that this is due to the recent MIT gag with the Patriots/Steelers game disrupting the normal string of time. Truckers were sent from town to town with loads of ice and digital toilet paper for disaster relief use, that no one wanted. Time and again the truck loads were "sent on down the line, good buddy."

"We was a gear jammin' bunch o' fools tryin' to get that ice and Digital paperwork where it needed to be... but no body knew where that was... c'mon back!" said "Muffler Bearings" during the C.B. interview which was conducted recently. "Ever time we'd pull in somewhere, they all just 'ud stand there like we was in some futuristic movie 'er somethin'." He squawked into his C.B. mic.

"Muffler Bearings," I said... "You don't have to talk into the microphone... I am sitting right here next to you."

"Aw, don't ruin it for the kids, now... just play along will ya?" he stated.. referring to his pet gerbil and down right FUGLY dog that were curled up in the sleeper cab directly behind us.

"We just knowed that there was supposedly some folks in a tight spot that was needing enough ice for a stadium full of cocktails, and enough digital toilet paper to decorate it, too....over." he continued.

"Well, yeah.. there Muffler Bearings, it was a nasty situation... but I don't think that there's enough booze or digital toilet paper in the world, to have taken care of, it.. come on!" I said in reply.

"Maybe that's why there weren't no one that really wanted it... like it was already a lost cause...... heck, maybe if we just dumped the ice in the ocean.. it could help with that global warming stuff...... hell, we must's idled two or three times around the planet... and that ain't countin' the miles we done on the road... that's allot a' diesel fuel just to keep a bunch of ice and digital toilet paper in a happy place.... roger that?" he went on...

"10-4 Muffler Bearings" I said... "that's load and clear.... what the hell does a person use Digital toilet paper for, any how... come on."

"Beats hell outa me... ssssHoot, we don't make the stuff... we just haul it around. over." He responded.

"So.. tell me.. did you know you were caught in a time rift? What did it feel like? come back." I stated.

"Now that I think about it.... it was like we was stuck in a movie.. no, no... like we was flyin'... yeah.. like we was flyin' one minute and stuck in a movie the next..... we covered miles, that usually takes hours... in what seemed like minutes.... least that's what I can recall... over"

"Yeah..." I said.. "been there.. kind of like somebody put a happy pill or two in you coffee at the truck stop, huh? over"

"Right on the money! I ain't seen stuff move like that since the sixties.... do you think they can bottle it? Heck, they got people buyin' digital toilet paper.... a person would think they could do just 'bout anything. Over." he squawked.

"Big Roger on that one!" Was my response.... not really knowing what the hell it meant....."a person would think that they could.... maybe we should 10-20 for a possible 10-200... 10-4?" I exclaimed... hoping it would retire the interview.

"That's affirmative" Muffler Bearings said as I climbed out of the cab and ran for the truck stop telephone in an effort to regain my grasp on the here and now.

"Yeah... digital toilet paper on the 10-200." I thought.

"What a country."