"PULL MY FINGER" STILL #1!

Pull My Finger Still Ranks in Most Popular Pastime's!

It is official as has been established in the 109th Congress, First Session that here-to-with and blazy blah with unanimous consent, that the game of "Pull My Finger" is still the best pass time of the Judicial, Legislative and Executive branch's within the United States Government.

It is apparently so popular that impromptu games have broken out in various public areas around Washington D.C., as well. Including the ever growing popularity of "Pull My Finger" during the seventh inning stretch at home games for the Nationals.

This has become such a wide spread activity, that the oval office has even had to reschedule the Presidents hectic day around what many are now considering a "Non-Contact Sport."

"This here's lot's better'n doin' that yogert stuff... all that bendin' and huffin' and puffin' like a pregnant ol' mare.... "pull my finger" just seems to fit the mood" stated President Bush from the white house.

"It's a timeless and classic game of characters" added Rep. Kevin Brady of Texas. "How could anyone ever get enough?"

Apparently they are correct in such a statement, as it has even been reported that Prince William and Prince Harry have requested Parliament to begin "Pull My Finger" Sessions as both a sort of homage to the Great and Timeless game, as well as providing a stress relief during particularly grueling sessions....

"Canada has been doing it for years as well," said an aid to a Canadian Representative... we just keep it quite.. you know "S.B.D." (wink wink)... it brings long hours of pleasure to many Canadians and visitors there, alike.

The greatest problem with the growing popularity of the "sport," has been the opposition in the form of standard slander and criticism it has received, which many consider a blatant and sad attempt from novelty makers to keep such an inexpensive pass time from gouging their profits.

"It doesn't cost a penny to play 'Pull My Finger' for as long as you want..... and that makes the board game, video game, and novelty manufacturers a bit put out" stated Doctor Soggypants. "It got me through College and Post Graduate... and I have recently gained my Doctorate.... I even used it in street performances... the crowd loves it!"

Several sociological studies are currently being performed to attempt an assessment of just why it is that "Pull My Finger" remains so popular.

As stated from a prominent pop music female performer that has yet to "come out" in the "Pull My Finger" community; "I guess that's part of why it's so popular.... the mystery and mystique around such a wonderfully magnificent social interaction."